Signs of a serious personality crisis

To think that all these years you've been sucking up to your boss thinking that like you he's a Leo and hence you share common traits — naivety being at the very top.

So imagine your astonishment when it turns out that he is actually a Capricorn. The lack of progress that you have made since your last offer to do overtime for an entire month suddenly makes sense. He's wise to your moves!

It's not your fault for misreading the signs. We can blame our miseries — often another man's bliss — on Ophiuchus, the snake-holder, the recently uncovered 13th sign in the world of astrology. So it's back to the drawing board for most of us. The other 12 signs are undergoing a serious personality crisis with this latest revelation.

Take heart, it could be a lot worse: like telling your wife, or partner, that astrologically you are no longer compatible and you could be telling the truth.