Parenting trends fit for a prince

Potty whispering The say-no-to-nappies brigade is marching once more… and not for the championing of cloth alternatives, but for total diaper dismissal. Elimination Communication (EC), also known as ‘potty whispering’, has arrived, courtesy of a group of trendy Brooklyn mums and supermodel Gisele Bundchen – the latter claimed she successfully potty-trained her six-month-old son Benjamin using the method. EC enthusiasts turn their noses up at nappies and instead watch their babies for signs (body language, facial expressions and verbal cues) that they need the royal lavatory before rushing them to the potty. They say it leads to better communication with their babies and is more environmentally responsible.

But what happens if you’re out and about? Well, the rules allow for your baby to ‘eliminate waste’ between parked cars or in the park. Tiffany pooper scooper, anyone?

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This could be an accident waiting to happen – not just in the royal household, but on a national level. Just imagine if the baby prince is given free reign to poop in the park, the rest of the British public might follow suit, which would lead to an international health crisis. We do predict, however, that Kate won’t be purchasing Pampers anytime soon. With grandpa Charles’s green fingers in so many environmental pots – and considering that, on average, babies go through 8,000 disposable diapers – we think Kate will favour fabric.

Montessori toys Turning our backs on absolutely anything plastic, the toy trend du jour is Montessori-inspired, all-natural materials, including wooden teething rings and dolls made of wool. Either we’re worrying about our children being exposed to toxins (in 2009, Mattel announced yet more recalls of Chinese-made toys with lead-based paints), concerned about the environment, or just think they look less tacky.

Toys with a career focus involving pretend play, like budding baker sets or crime scene detective kits, are also hot parenting property.

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With the royals setting a parenting example, we think their toys of choice will be all-traditional, all-British (probably Hamleys) and all-natural. Wooden rocking horse? Check. Fabric playhouse? Check. Crochet action man? Check.

Organic fine-dining Pious parents have been growing, picking and puréeing organic veggies for years, but now the pure food movement has gone mainstream, with all mums made to feel guilty if they’re not knitting their own yogurt.

The movement has also been given a fine-dining makeover, so not only are we now expected to grow, pick, purée, but also to rustle up something worthy of a Michelin star… for a two-year-old. Spinach brownie on a bed of battered quinoa, anyone?

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While we definitely think Kate will opt for organic (Charles and Camilla were spotted just last month picking up a box of Plum organic baby food) something tells us that like most of us mere mothering mortals, Kate will have better things to do with her time. After all, what busy mother has time for cutting up and peeling, let alone picking and puréeing, fruit, when it all comes in a pouch or jar with a screw-on lid and is still organic. We do, however, foresee publicity-hungry little sister Pippa, who’s currently the face of Waitrose, getting in on the fine-dining baby food act. A recipe book to rival Annabel Karmel, per chance?

Vintage-inspired nursery decor Last year it was all about chevrons (those headache-inducing zig-zags you see on the roads) and this year, thanks to Kim Kardashian, it’s the too-grown-up-for-toddlers black-and-white combination. Thankfully, Kim’s sister Kourtney has usurped this monochromatic movement by bringing the blossoming vintage trend into mainstream mums’ homes, with her nostalgic nursery decor for daughter Penelope.

Pinterest, with its style-sharing opportunities, has also been key to the vintage resurgence, with mums buying into pale pinks or faded blues, homemade quilts, antique dressers and sock monkeys.

Back-to-basics birthday parties Thanks to both the economy and the environment, over-the-top birthday parties (think helicopter rides, zoo animals and make-your-own-18K-gold-bracelets) are being replaced by the down-to-earth shindigs our own parents threw for us. Well, sort of. There will be no pinning the tail on the donkey (too dangerous), no iced buns (too much sugar) and no plastic goody bags (too environmentally damaging). But they are being held in the home on small budgets with DIY activities. And we love the activities du jour, which involve kids creating their own party bag gifts, like cupcakes and T-shirts, on site. Genius.

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This will definitely float the baronial boat. Knit your own Union Jack nappy? Bend your own silver spoon? Create your own diamond tiara? And if they’re stuck for ideas, we’re sure party-planning-publicity-perusing Pippa will be all over this like a right royal rash.

It’s little wonder that designer buggies have become the product for pinching in the UK. A 23 per cent increase in stolen strollers since 2009 has led to baby brands, including Mothercare, selling specially made stroller padlocks.

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We predict only the best of royal carriages will do, and with price no object, we would have put good money on British brand Silver Cross. However, reports suggest Kate has gone the celebrity, rather than the royal, route and joined the Bugaboo brigade. This goes against the aristocratic grain as Silver Cross, a heritage brand since 1877, is not only British (Bugaboo is not), boasting carriage names like Balmoral and Kensington, but it has been supplying the royal family with carriages for more than a century – even Wills was pushed around in one. We think the Bugaboo is for Wills (they do, after all, boast a more masculine look), with Kate opting for a Silver Cross.

Following the French Last year, we were inspired by the Chinese, clawing our children’s way to the top courtesy of Amy Chua’s 2011 best-seller Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother. This year, parental influence has moved West, to France, with several books paying tribute to the success of the strict yet laissez-faire parenting style of the French. In Bringing up Bébé, Pamela Druckerman extols the French virtues of talking to little ones like they’re adults, pausing before you pick up a crying toddler and giving them exactly what you eat (in French terms, that means escargot, braised leeks and onion tarte tatin).

French Twist by Catherine Crawford tells a similar story, with both books celebrating the French ability to rear good sleepers (sleeping through the night before two months), good eaters and well-behaved children.

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While we do believe this could be the easiest way for the former Miss Middleton to win us mums over (Diana did with her vulnerable, revelatory confessions), leading us out of the Mummy Wars and into some non-judgemental parenting, we don’t see her sharing her shortcomings on any form of social media anytime soon. But then again, nobody expected the Queen to pretend-parachute out of a plane during the London 2012 Olympics either. Watch this Pinterest space…

Baby yoga It was difficult enough for us to keep up with the bend trends – prenatal, postnatal and paddleboard yoga – but now there’s yoga for newborns. Its recent popularity spread from Russia with a PE-teacher-cum-mother-of-five, Lena Fokina, who started spinning other people’s babies (from a few weeks, up to two years) by their wrists and ankles over her head.

Not convinced? Lena says she practised the method on five of her own children, all of whom are now champions in parachuting, free diving and horse riding.

This is not one to try at home, however, as baby yoga requires skilled training. At present Lena offers technique workshops in Thailand, India and Egypt, but is on the look-out for English families to join. Kate?

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Having the future queen or king tossed around some Russian woman’s head might not be the smartest move for the monarchy. We do think this no-nonsense approach would appeal to – also pregnant – royal cousin and serious sportswoman, Zara though.

Neon baby gear Neon is the new white, apparently. Despite being a tricky trend to pull off even for children of the 1980s (neon is just about acceptable on ski wear) this not-so-subtle-shade has somehow made its wacky way into all things baby-related.

On-trend parents are adding ultra-bright pops of colour to nurseries, clothes and other baby accessories. Bugaboo even has a neon collection, with the Bugaboo Bee Pushchair sporting fluro wheels.

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 Halfway through her pregnancy, Kate was spotted with a white wicker Moses basket, purchased from luxurious nursery furniture shop Blue Almonds in South Kensington, so we’re guessing she’s not caught the fluorescent fashion fever. Yet.