LIVE: English Premier League - Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur

FULL-TIME: CHELSEA 0 SPURS 0

Yup. Not a thrillerer but happy days for Tottenham. They go top after a tugid affair.

Ugly match reaches the 90th minute. This is a cloud on football that Chelsea can go top of the standings after such a woeful showing. 

Breaking news! This is petering out to a 0-0 draw. Nothing doing...

I think I covered the wrong sport today as all the drama is in Bahrain at the F1.
But, you never know, maybe we have a late drama in London.

CHELSEA 0 SPURS 0

However, as it stands... Spurs go top of the standings. Chelsea will be third, behiid Liverpool. 

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CHELSEA 0 SPURS 0

Back under way. Don't know what to say. Timo Werner is the only attraction at a broken funfair. And he is rubbish. 0-0 guaranteed. 

CHELSEA 0 SPURS 0

Very ho-hum. It's a match where we will wait to see whom blinks first. We knew Jose Murinho would be negative, but Lampard has sadly followed suit. City v Liverpool this is not...

Kurt Zouma, Harry Kane,  Kurt Zouma, Harry Kane. This match is everything the United v Southampton one wasn't. 

Son and Kane are trying their hardest, but this is an even chess match so far. Chelsea and Lampard are biding their time, methinks.

CHELSEA 0 SPURS 0

Very quiet after Timo Wermer's effort is ruled offside! Flag is up and miles off...

CHELSEA 0 SPURS 0

So we are tentatively up and running. Three points will take either team top of the standings and stamp a true credential (is that allowed as a singular?) for the EPL crown. Who can claim the Christmas bragging rights in London? 

CHELSEA v SPURS

Chelsea: Mendy, Silva, Zouma, Chilwell, James, Kovacic, Kante, Mount, Ziyech, Abraham, Werner
Spurs: Lloris, Rodon, Dier, Aurier, Reguilon, Hojbjerg, Ndombele, Sissoko, Bergwijn, Son, Kane

CHELSEA v TOTTENHAM

So tonight, Chelsea or Tottenham could usurp the defending champions with a win.

CHELSEA v TOTTENHAM

Oof! After Liverpool's robbery v Brighton and Manchester City's demolition against Burnley, we have some meat on the Engligh Premier League season.