No thanks, Snooki & Charlie Sheen

Jersey Shore star Snooki and Charlie Sheen have topped a poll of nightmare celebrity Valentine dates, and few people want to cuddle up with Ashton Kutcher on February 14 — at least, not on film.

According to a Valentine's Day survey by Yahoo's OMG! website, 30 per cent of men would rather be single than take Snooki, aka Nicole Polizzi, out on Valentine's Day.

And newly-single Kim Kardashian didn't do much better, coming second in the nightmare female celebrity date survey of 2,001 people.

Snooki's Jersey Shore pal, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, was just behind Sheen on the women's choice of bad Valentine's Day dates.

Kutcher, also newly-separated from his actress wife Demi Moore, didn't do much better. According to a separate Valentine's Day survey on movie website Fandango, Kutcher was voted the worst romantic comedy film actor. Sarah Jessica Parker of Sex and the City fame was voted worst romantic comedy actress.