Hira Mani Vs The Doors: All about the Pakistani domestic thriller no one asked for

Dubai: “When I’m not working, I become a weird woman” — girl, the doors already told us. In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe her carpenter), Pakistani actress Hira Mani has confessed — with the kind of pride usually reserved for Michelin stars or Nobel Prizes — that she straight-up breaks doors when she gets mad.

Yes, actual doors. In her own house. With her own hands.

“I have a very short temper,” she declares in a now-viral interview clip, “which is why the doors in my house are always broken.”
Oh. Okay. Because most of us, when annoyed, binge on chocolate or passive-aggressively pick a fight with our partner. But Hira? Hira throws hands. At architecture.

She doesn’t stop there. “When I get angry, I break the locks of wardrobes and doors — and that’s also why I’ve learned how to fix them.”
So not only does she rage-destroy her home, she’s now her own handyman. Honestly, somewhere Bob the Builder is shaking. But wait — there’s more!
“I usually get angry before the kids return from school, but if it ever happens when the kids are around, either I or Mani leave the house.”
Can we take a moment for Mani, the real hero here? The man has mastered the art of evacuation like he’s defusing a bomb. Blink twice if you need backup, sir.

And the final cherry on this rage machine?
“These days, Mani is very happy because I leave for work at 9 in the morning and return home at 10 at night — and that’s the reason all the doors in the house are currently intact.”
So your house is only safe when you’re not in it?

And then, as if the ghosts of all the broken hinges whispered in her ear, she concludes with this gem:
“I tend to get angrier when I’m not working. That’s why Mani always tells me to keep working — because when I’m not working, I become a weird woman.”

Look. We all get cranky. We all have our off days. But the casual confidence with which Hira shares her DIY destruction arc? Unmatched. She said, “I’m not like other girls — I’m a demolition site.”

Somebody, anybody, get this woman a therapist, an anger management class, and maybe a door sponsor. Because at this rate, her next brand deal’s going to be with a hardware store.