Ten types of motorists who drive me crazy

1. The Flashers. They believe they own a laser gun and by activating it, they can zap you out of existence. If the lights don't work then the horn will get you!

2. F1 drivers. No one can go any faster. Yas Island wannabes!

3. Me first! Drivers who will not let you change lane in spite of you indicating. Wish they would not smile at you when they are doing it.

4. My car is faster than yours! Seeing a car wants to overtake then speeding up so the task cannot be completed.

5. The snails. They drive at 60km/hr in the fast lane and won't give way.

6. Queuing is not for me. They'll find a way to get to the front and cut in! Funny how they always seem to make it through.

7. What's the diff? They indicate to turn left but go right.

8. Double trouble. People who park behind your car in a parking lot.

9. The multi-taskers. They read SMSs, surf FM channels and drive... all at the same time.

10. The bumper stickers. They'll come so close behind you that you can see their molars in your rear view mirror!