Ten signs that you’re mad about rugby

1. You take your boots on holiday on the off chance of a game.

2. You can sing lengthy and irrelevant rugby songs that no one else knows.

3. You accept the referee’s decision without question.

4. You know what goes on tour stays on tour.

5. You have stubble rash on your thighs. Painful but true.

6. You call the referee Sir.

7. You like the smell of pain-relief ointments.

8. There is always a tub of petroleum jelly in your kit bag.

9. A shout of ‘99’ means more than just ‘does anyone want an ice-cream?’

10. You think ‘cauliflower’ is an anatomical term.

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