Black widow: What if Priyanka goes on the rampage?

Kill: Salman Khan
It’s incomprehensible, really, how his infectious charm fails to strike the right chord with the womenfolk. His charisma, almost, always wears off with his ladies before they tie the knot. So, we aren’t expecting any surprises here either. Known for his erratic mood swings, he could prove a little too overwhelming for our feisty PC. While their on-screen romance in Muhjse Shaadi Karooge might’ve ended in a happy ending, it’s highly unlikely that their real love story would ever be successful.

Kill: Tusshar Kapoor
While he might believe he has mastered the voiceless act in the Golmaal series, his exaggerated mimes are turning out to be an excruciatingly benumbing experience. He’s definitely not a match for our spirited Chopra. While no film-maker in his right mind has dared to explore this on-screen camaraderie (or lack of it), the evident incompatibility persuades us to order her to go for the kill in real life.

Spare: Shahid Kapoor
Barring speculation, there’s no real confirmation (from either) that they are an item. So, obviously, we’ll have to work with the premise that they are single. Judging by his self-obsessed nature and her carefree attitude, we sense an instant clash. But since love
does make one go blind, it’s entirely probable that their sizzling on-screen chemistry in Kaminey could easily translate into real life.

Kill: Ranbir Kapoor
Their romantic misadventure in Anjaana Anjaani appeared rather strange, leaving a bad aftertaste at the box office. While their pretty faces frame the image of an appealing couple, their emotional disconnect is highly noticeable. While this pair might paint an idealistic imagery, their inner beauty is a complete mismatch. Hence, we are forced to take such extreme measures.

Kill: Harman Baweja
Clearly their futuristic romance in Love Story 2050 and their love predictions in What’s Your Rashee were an indication of the bad times ahead. Considering that their twin on-screen romantic efforts went kaput, PC skipped the Baweja love trail. We understand that it’s immature to base love matters on Bollywood references but alas, we are fickle when it comes to matters of the heart.

Spare: Saif Ali Khan
Now, this is a tricky one. If it weren’t for his timely intervention, her (supposed) affair with Shahid Kapoor would never have kicked off. But having said that, we think that if things had turned out differently, then PC might’ve found a soulmate in Saif. She’s fun, spontaneous and elegant. Just the perfect combination for a blue-blooded boy. If things turned out like we fantasised this would have been Bollywood’s most rocking couples.

Spare: Prateik Babbar
No woman in her right mind would (ever) think of slaying this new kid on the block. He’s endearing. He’s passionate. He’s secure in his own space. And more importantly, he’s hugely talented. So, there aren’t any reasons why these two, like-minded, self-made souls shouldn’t unite in love. The reasons for any conflict appear inconsequential and hence, this, for us, is definitely a perfect match.