Language lessons

As I waited on the subway platform in Yang Ju, a small city north of Seoul, I became aware of a trio of adolescent boys roughhousing their way in my direction. I was the only blonde on the platform, and even though I'm pear-shaped and grandmotherly, I had not gone unnoticed by the boys.

I had come to South Korea for an adventure. Leaving friends and family in the US, I counted on the internet to keep us connected for a year while I taught English. I'd tried to pick up some Korean words before my departure, but Korean is no Romance language and after weeks of practice and concentration, I had managed to memorise just two phrases, "Hello," and "Thank you."

All I knew about the country was that there was an evil warlord to the north and that the TV show M*A*S*H had been set there. In the brochure from the placement service, students were standing in enthusiasm, arms waving to get the attention of the teacher.

Brochures can be misleading.

Clearly the students loved having a new face in the classroom. They also loved to hide under desks, see if they could sneak up behind me during class, slam their plastic pencil cases open and shut with satisfying velocity and maximum volume, and, in the case of kindergartners, chase each other around the room, shrieking, while I vainly remonstrated in a language they couldn't understand.

Outside school, I was experiencing a kind of celebrity. Strangers would greet me in the street to try out their English. In the grocery store, my two phrases of Korean were hits. It was not unusual for mothers to bring their children over so they could meet a foreigner. When I would lean forward and say, "Anyeo haseo" (hello), mothers would sometimes suck in their breath, amazed that a Westerner knew any Korean at all, and the children would automatically bend over in a bellybutton bow in response to the familiar greeting from an adult.

So, now, I was about to try a trip into Seoul on my own. The director of my school wrote down which trains I should take, my home address in Korean to give to the taxi driver when I returned, and his cellphone number in case of an emergency.

The three boys on the subway platform circled in, gathering the nerve to talk.

"Hello," I said with a smile to the nearest. "What's your name?"

"I'm Jack!" he yelled happily.

"And how old are you," I followed up.

"Tuesday!" he answered proudly.

Another boy spoke. "I'm Sam."

"And how old are you, Sam?" I asked. "20!"

"Ah, 12?"

He nodded.

With that, Jack began punching Sam and giggling.

"See you later!" I waved.

"See you later!" they yelled.

Then Sam turned back, running backward for a few yards while he waved. "You're gorgeous!" he yelled.

I think a year may not be long enough in South Korea.