Top 10 comments that sounded better in your head

1 Sorry officer, my seat belt wasn’t working.

2 We missed the junction, so we had better reverse.

3 Yes, I think I switched the iron off before we left the house.

4 No problem, the insurance will cover it all.

5 Of course I couldn’t see you, I was going backwards.

6 Just microwave it for a few seconds, it’ll be alright.

7 You’ll never get lost in the desert, so don’t worry about having GPS.

8 Well darling, isn’t your dress a size too small?

9 Surely, another bowl of ice cream won’t harm?

10 Was it peanuts or shellfish he said he was allergic to?