The howls of annoyance and frustration from children’s authors could probably be heard across the land with the news that pop mogul and Britain’s Got Talent judge Simon Cowell is planning to write a children’s book. And what’s wrong with that? Plenty of celebs have given children’s book writing a whirl, with varying degrees of success (stand up Cowell’s fellow judge multiple bestseller David Walliams). But they tend not to start off by alienating everybody else in the field.
“I have thought about it, and now I think I’ll do it,” Cowell said during an interview for US news show Extra. “It will be about animals... I’ve had to read a lot of these children’s books and they’re quite boring, I think I could do it better.”
Now, there’s lots we could say about his comments. Some of it’s even printable. But, no. We’re going to give Cowell the benefit of the doubt and simply assume that he’s not had time to delve into children’s books to discover the riches of the animal-based literature on offer. So, in the spirit of positive re-education, here are some of our suggestions for Cowell (and his son).
As Cowell’s son is two, let’s kick off with a few picture book suggestions, all animal-based, of course.
Chris Haughton’s books are not only gorgeous to look at but also capture so many layers of meaning and humour in so few words. Try A Bit Lost (owls, a squirrel and a frog) and Oh No George (a dog).
Ed Vere’s Max the Brave is a delightful story of a brave little kitten who chases mice.
Even if he doesn’t patronise his local library much, Cowell can’t have failed to come across Judith Kerr’s fabulous Mog via the Sainsbury’s Christmas ad.
Perhaps Cowell’s son is lucky enough to have a pet dog. In which case, he (and his dad) are bound to appreciate Shirley Hughes’s classic Dogger, Mick Inkpen’s Kipper (or his book with his daughter Chloe, I Will Love You Anyway, about a hapless runaway dog), Jez Alborough’s Some Dogs Do or Babette Cole’s Doctor Dog.
There’s no shortage of books about bears, of course. If classics such as Winnie-the-Pooh and Paddington Bear don’t meet Cowell’s high standards, then he might enjoy Jon Klassen’s wonderful I Want My Hat Back, depicting a bear-eat-rabbit world.
The Bumblebear by Nadia Shireen, has just been published and is a hilarious tale of a honey-loving bear who disguises himself as a bee to get easier access to the sweet sticky stuff.
If Cowell wants to keep it simple, he could stick to one, fabulous author-illustrator, for a wide range of brilliant animal-based books. I’m thinking Emily Gravett - try Wolves, Dogs, Little Mouse’s Big Book of Fears, Meerkat Mail or, most recently, Tidy. But, maybe all these animals are just far too tame for Cowell.
Is he simply lacking some Gruffalo in his life? What do you think? You could suggest the animal-based books you think he’s missing out on. Who knows, we might even save him the bother of writing his own if he realises how many not-boring books are already out there...
— Guardian News & Media Ltd.
