1. Any show of biceps and your friends will expect you to help them lift heavy bags.
2. In this day and age when saving is the new buzzword, shouldn't you be more focused on maintaining that waistline for the sake of your financial bottomline?
3. XXL is the new M. It isn't difficult finding clothes that fit these days.
4. In a world where stereotypes rule, beefcake symbolises low IQ and nobody looks at a geek's triceps. So don't blame me if you are not taken seriously once you get that toned look.
5. Just when the whole world is into exercising, you can take a stand by not being part of the herd.
6. Aren't you being eco-friendly by conserving energy and not spending it? Also, go green by not switching on that treadmill.
7. Exercise wheels aka treadmills are for hamsters, not humans.
8. Gym means suffering from television and couch withdrawals. With such odds stacked against exercising, how can you go ahead?
9. It cuts into nap time and isn't napping an exercise as well?
10. Last, but not the least, you can't pull a muscle if you're not using it!
