Kristen Stewart is a “trampire”.
So says comedian Will Ferrell, who broke down in (crocodile) tears over the break-up between Stewart and her Twilight co-star and real-life boyfriend Robert Pattinson during an interview on Thursday on Conan O’Brien’s show.
Ferrell was on Conan to promote his upcoming movie, The Campaign, when O’Brien noted that the funnyman seemed upset.
Ferrell initially demurred, then went on to explain how Stewart cheated on Pattinson. Photos of the actress snuggling with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director surfaced recently.
When O’Brien insisted that things will be fine, Ferrell shouted, “It’s not going to be fine, ever!”
He continued: “She’s a trampire, that’s what she is.”
Is it ever going to be fine? Representatives for Stewart and Pattinson did not immediately respond to requests for comment.