Diddy
What happened? A couple of weeks ago, the music mogul's home in the Hamptons was broken into by a man called Quamine Taylor,who rather made himself at home in the rapper's house.
How did he get in? Through an unlocked basement door.
Bit silly! Well, quite. Thirty-year-old Quamine then proceeded to raid Diddy's fridge, hit his drinks cabinet and make himself at home in the house, before climbing into bed for 24 hours.
Hope Diddy's washed his sheets! Don't worry, he has people to do that for him. A caretaker found Quamine in an upstairs bedroom and called the cops.
What was his excuse? He reckons he's buds with Diddy, telling the New York Post. "[I've been] going to the house from time to time since 2001... I stay there a lot, but Sean [Combs - Diddy's real name] gets funny sometimes about me staying there."
His mum says: He's off his meds.
Simon Cowell
What happened? Si was confronted by a woman wielding a brick, who had broken into his London mansion.
OMG! Was it Dannii Minogue? Strangely not.
An angry Britain's Got Talent contestant? It was a 29-year-old woman called Leanne Zaloumis. Simon's mouthpiece, Max Clifford, says Simon was watching TV at the time…
Watching himself on TV probably… Most likely. He heard a noise and found a woman holding a brick who had smashed through a window of his Dh60m home.
Yikes! Simon's security team apprehended the woman until the cops arrived, and the mogul said it was "like something out of a horror movie."
Her mum says: "As far as I know she's not even a fan of Simon Cowell."
Celine Dion
What happened? Celine had her Montreal mansion broken into by a man who raided the fridge and then ran himself a nice hot bath.
Was Celine at home? Fortunately not. She was at her other residence in Florida.
How did he get in? Rather cunning this, he used a garage door opener that he found in an unlocked vehicle.
Does no one on the A-list lock anything these days? Apparently not.
Who found him? He tripped an alarm, and as the cops arrived a police spokesman revealed, "He was coming down the staircase saying, ‘Hey guys, what are you doing here?' The officers replied, ‘What are you doing here?' and placed him under arrest."
